Life's Frustrations

You pull a drawer out too far and dump the contents all over the floor. (Done that)

You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.............(also)

The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.(hurts like heck)

There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. (why)

You open a can of soup and the lid falls in. (Bummer)

The tip of your ballpoint pen leaves tiny blobs of ink on the page that smear on contact.(Yep)

There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at everything. (Mine)

Your waiter removes your plate before you've finished that last bite. (Idiot)

A fire-engine red sock accidentally finds its way into your load of white washables. (I love pink)

Your toasty shower turns into a scalding nightmare when someone flushes the toilet. (How true)

Someone sitting near you on the train passes gas every seven minutes for the duration of the trip. People turn around and glare as if YOU did it. (Not guilty)

You forget to serve one of the dishes you made. (Last Thanksgiving)

You can't find your ticket stub to get back in. (Or bus pass, for me)

You get a shopping cart with one wheel that won't move. (always)

You accidentally spit in the face of the person you are talking to. (I am so sorry)

You have to cut tough steak with a plastic knife. On a paper plate. In your lap.(Picnic)

People start piling onto the elevator before you have a chance to get off. (Happened)

You have to open and squeeze five little foil packets to get enough ketchup for one hamburger and french fries. (I hate hamburgers)

You flush the toliet at a party and to your horror it rises...and rises...and rises...... (double horror)

You strike two computers keyss at the same time. (Never)

And my very favorite..........You just got your car washed and a bird decorated the hood.(Hate that with a passion.)

"Never stress over the small things, and remember they are ALL small things.

Huggin' Honeyma signing off................