Tuesday, January 27, 2009

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?



DR. SEUSS:

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed ,I've not been told!

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDAPA:

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

RONALD REAGAN:

What chicken?

EINSTEIN:

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

RICHARD NIXON:

The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.

And my favorite one of all...............................

COLONEL SANDERS:

"I missed one?"

1 comment:

Amanda KP said...

ha ha ha!! i love it!!! thanks for the laugh!!!